Dancing on Ice

Fabulous how a non-skater can skate pro in a matter of weeks.

Of course I routing for the Blackpool couple

lass wrote:Fabulous how a non-skater can skate pro in a matter of weeks.

Of course I routing for the Blackpool couple

There's only one thing i equate Blackpool with.........................Little Boots

Didn´t some hotel in Blackpool win the most disgusting shithole in the world title recently?

Lionheart wrote:Didn´t some hotel in Blackpool win the most disgusting shithole in the world title recently?

hahah in Europe, yeah and the funny thing was the owner turned around and said it isn't fair we only took over 6 months ago. I am like I wouldn't of feckin' opened it up again until fit for humans lol

Lionheart wrote:Didn´t some hotel in Blackpool win the most disgusting shithole in the world title recently?

No that was the comment QB gave the gay ensamble at that beaitch watering hole he stayed at. What he actually said was " Im not putting mine in that shithole"!

Lionheart wrote:Didn´t some hotel in Blackpool win the most disgusting shithole in the world title recently?

It was in the Trip Advisor Top (or bottom) 10 European hotels, I think. There were a number of London hotels on the list, too. It's not exactly scientific, just based on TA reviews. If you ever want to define the word twat, just take a look at their London forum.

I one stayed at a hotel that was so bad they stole my towels

Lionheart wrote:I one stayed at a hotel that was so bad they stole my towels

Years ago, I stayed at a hotel in Barcelona that had a shop and reception on the ground floor, dining room on the first floor, and guest bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floors. We got curious about the 1st floor and took the stairs instead of the lift - there was just a door with a sign saying "Maxim, Gran Confort". We carried on downstairs, and the "girls" we passed on our way gave us a bit of a clue about Maxim's line of business.

The en suite room had a tiny, filthy toilet and shower, with just a curtain separating it from the rest of the room. Two nights there was more than enough.

Bedshammer wrote:

Lionheart wrote:I one stayed at a hotel that was so bad they stole my towels

Years ago, I stayed at a hotel in Barcelona that had a shop and reception on the ground floor, dining room on the first floor, and guest bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floors. We got curious about the 1st floor and took the stairs instead of the lift - there was just a door with a sign saying "Maxim, Gran Confort". We carried on downstairs, and the "girls" we passed on our way gave us a bit of a clue about Maxim's line of business.

The en suite room had a tiny, filthy toilet and shower, with just a curtain separating it from the rest of the room. Two nights there was more than enough.

How much did you make then??!!

I stayed at a Hotel that was so bad when the cleaner farted she pointed out to me we charge for Air Freshener.

Lionheart wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Lionheart wrote:I one stayed at a hotel that was so bad they stole my towels

Years ago, I stayed at a hotel in Barcelona that had a shop and reception on the ground floor, dining room on the first floor, and guest bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floors. We got curious about the 1st floor and took the stairs instead of the lift - there was just a door with a sign saying "Maxim, Gran Confort". We carried on downstairs, and the "girls" we passed on our way gave us a bit of a clue about Maxim's line of business.

The en suite room had a tiny, filthy toilet and shower, with just a curtain separating it from the rest of the room. Two nights there was more than enough.

How much did you make then??!!

I'm pretty sure the "girls" weren't GIRLS, if you see what I mean.