A typical day at Aston Villa.

From 606, made me laugh!

He puts Carew and Heskey up front. Dunne and Collins practise hitting it right on to their head. Warnock, Young and Heskey take it in turns to see who can do the best limp. Gabby runs back and forth as fast as he can, before jumping in his car and terrorising neighbourhoods. MON then attacks Reo Coker at the random intervals. The Fonz asks if he can join in, but MON tells him he's too young for training and makes him sit on the sidelines. Petrov wears a special blazer sewn by MON and joins in just when he feels like it. Young spends his time in luxury swimming pool perfecting his diving. Cuellar practicises his crossing, dribbling and passing, doing stepovers, cruyff turns and juggling the ball whilst moonwalking through cones. Sidwell just arrives with 5 minutes to go, hits a shot wide and then goes home. Downing is there, but nobody notices him. Guzan brings out the drinks, but keeps spilling them.

A typical day at Aston Villa.