Herc - The Dressing Room (He's Gone)

*We join the Villa lads reeling from MON's resignation. Kevin Macdonald enters the dressing room*

Macdonald: Hi lads, look lets not be alarmed alright, everyone calm down.

NRC: Calm down?

*NRC blows a party blower and adjusts his party hat.*

Petrov: Jesus, this is a nightmare!

Heskey: We'll never play again Stilyan! I'll be sent to Galatasary or something!

Petrov: Emile, stop shaking me, it's hurting!

Gabby: Who are you?

MacDonald: Gabriel, you've known me for years. It's me Kevin MacDonald, I'm running the show at the minute.

Gabby: Do you have a farm?

MacDonald: What? No.

Gabby: Does your dad? ... Is he old..

Delfouneso: Gabby, he's not "Old McDonald", he's not real, that's just a song.

MacDonald: Thank you Nathan.

*Gabby prods MacDonald's face*

Gabby: He seems pretty real ...

Delfouneso: So ... I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries....

MacDonald (with his hand to his face): I don't sell food Nathan.

Delfouneso: Right ... So what you only sell it when you're in the clown gear?

MacDonald: That's Ronald McDonald.

Delfouneso: So can you not call him something and get me a ...

MacDonald: Enough! Now I have a note from Martin to explain to you why he had to go.

*MacDonald unfolds the note*

MacDonald: "It's all Nigel's fault!"

NRC: WHAT!?

Heskey: GALATASARY!!!!!!



He does some quality scenarios!