Hope!!!!

Yes i am afraid we have the same warped sense of humour!!

Ringo wrote:No wonder you are also a friend of that great Hammer fanny-head in Finland!

I thought you two were mates!!

I see Jon has bothered to put in an appearance.
Not to worry, he is not too bright.........
He is a Villa supporter!

Im not brave enough to say anything about Villa fans........and im sure tomorrow i will hear plenty from them!!

Ringo wrote:I see Jon has bothered to put in an appearance.
Not to worry, he is not too bright.........
He is a Villa supporter!

But at least I have my own hair and teeth!

This lot are the cream of Villa supporters.......
The trouble is, its the sour cream!

OUCH!

Bully 9 wrote: OUCH!

Dropped something? - no, don't answer that!!

Reddi! wrote:

Bully 9 wrote: OUCH!

Dropped something? - no, don't answer that!!

no i wont........wouldnt want to get in trouble......AGAIN!!

Dont lose your pills then, Bully !

blimey I haven't seen this much attention on a newcomer since Mark replaced the Indian in the Village People

Phil,
Go back to your play station!

englishhammer wrote:blimey I haven't seen this much attention on a newcomer since Mark replaced the Indian in the Village People

You know how these old fellas get excited when a lady talks to them. As the eligible bachelors of the forum, we just need to bide our time pal.

Ringo wrote:Phil,
Go back to your play station!

I own no Games Console thankyou I read books and listen to BBC Radio 7......You would think I turn 78 not 28 on Tuesday Wheres JAK? I may as well go into the same retirement home

Phil & Jesus eligible bachelors??

God help the human race!

I'm a right catch, a Gent, not a schlaaaaaaaaaaaaag and sophisticated....................and still young enough to go all night without medication

That is a pretty impressive statement

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

englishhammer wrote:blimey I haven't seen this much attention on a newcomer since Mark replaced the Indian in the Village People

You know how these old fellas get excited when a lady talks to them. As the eligible bachelors of the forum, we just need to bide our time pal.

You may be a tad more eligible if you got a job!!

englishhammer wrote:I'm a right catch, a Gent, not a schlaaaaaaaaaaaaag and sophisticated....................and still young enough to go all night without medication

Letting the team down.
In out, finish off, tell her you like your bacon crispy in the morning, then get some zeds.

englishhammer wrote:I'm a right catch, a Gent, not a schlaaaaaaaaaaaaag and sophisticated....................and still young enough to go all night without medication

You really ought to see a doctor about that bladder problem!

If I'm honest I just counted up my notches and (Yes......even I'm surprised, cos I'm not a slag) I cannot believe I got to double figures. I'm disgusted as well as surprised seeing as I never lost it THAT early and was in a 3 year relationship with no cheating. Still I bet its far below the average person my age so therefore I'm still a gent and not a male tart

I spent most of my teenage years in relationships, what a fecking waste of time that was.

Adjust your figures!
Blow Up dolls do not count!

Ringo wrote:Adjust your figures!
Blow Up dolls do not count!

admittedly 2 of them were in the same session

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:I spent most of my teenage years in relationships, what a fecking waste of time that was.

Yes Jesus...........
No doubt as they got older they got more sense!