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Post  Ringo Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:27 pm

Have you ever seen the clowns that go onto a programme called 'Deal Or No Deal' ?

OMG!!

That lot should never be let out in public unless they are on a lead!!
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Post  Guest Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:07 pm

Jeremy Kyle is class, if not an advert for contraception!

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Post  marsamgod Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:46 am

The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.
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Post  roadoftrinity Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:49 am

marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

The fact VFL has a kid is proof of that.

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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:51 am

roadoftrinity wrote:
marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

The fact VFL has a kid is proof of that.

I have 2 actually, so up yours Very Happy
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Post  marsamgod Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:52 am

My mum always used to say to me, "Always go for ugly girls, that way you know they'll always be faithful!"

Clearly she's never watched the Jeremy Kyle Show.

And what stage of an argument does "Let's settle this on Jeremy Kyle" come up?
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Post  FrenchSpur Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:56 am

Ringo wrote:Have you ever seen the clowns that go onto a programme called 'Deal Or No Deal' ?

OMG!!

That lot should never be let out in public unless they are on a lead!!

When were you on the Kyle show ??? YOu should have told us
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Post  QBVILLA Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:05 am

marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.


You've done it now.Mark's going on there next week for DNA tests on a Romanian puppy
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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:09 am

marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

Mark wants to know if it gets you a blowie as well
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Post  roadoftrinity Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:15 am

villanfromluton wrote:
marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

Mark wants to know if it gets you a blowie as well

I think by the evidence so far, it doesn't stop you getting laid but does stop blow jobs.

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Post  Bully 9 Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:17 am

roadoftrinity wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:
marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

Mark wants to know if it gets you a blowie as well

I think by the evidence so far, it doesn't stop you getting laid but does stop blow jobs.

Laughing Laughing
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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:18 am

roadoftrinity wrote:
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marsamgod wrote:The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as shit doesn't stop you getting laid.

Mark wants to know if it gets you a blowie as well

I think by the evidence so far, it doesn't stop you getting laid but does stop blow jobs.

Does your missus not give you a blowy either then
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Post  Bully 9 Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:23 am

Lutes have you actually SEEN some of these so called guests?? Or should i say the cast of Deliverance and Wrong Turn.........theyve either got no teeth or ones that would do you some serious injury!! Laughing Laughing
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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:26 am

Bully 9 wrote:Lutes have you actually SEEN some of these so called guests?? Or should i say the cast of Deliverance and Wrong Turn.........theyve either got no teeth or ones that would do you some serious injury!! Laughing Laughing

Dont think Mark or ROT would be too fussed by that to be honest Bully
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Post  FrenchSpur Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:27 am

Bully 9 wrote:Lutes have you actually SEEN some of these so called guests?? Or should i say the cast of Deliverance and Wrong Turn.........theyve either got no teeth or ones that would do you some serious injury!! Laughing Laughing

OH come on they are all part of the new beautiful people.... They are all wonderful specimens of the human form.

I still want to know when Bingo was on the show.... and what was the show about ?? Did he have a DNA test for some reason or was it a lie detector test ??

We should be told
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Post  Bully 9 Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:31 am

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Bully 9 wrote:Lutes have you actually SEEN some of these so called guests?? Or should i say the cast of Deliverance and Wrong Turn.........theyve either got no teeth or ones that would do you some serious injury!! Laughing Laughing

OH come on they are all part of the new beautiful people.... They are all wonderful specimens of the human form.

I still want to know when Bingo was on the show.... and what was the show about ?? Did he have a DNA test for some reason or was it a lie detector test ??

We should be told

Really Frenchie?? Woo Hoo hope for me yet then!! Wink
Have to say though Jeremy Kyle is such a slimeball Mad
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Post  FrenchSpur Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:35 am

Bully 9 wrote:
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Bully 9 wrote:Lutes have you actually SEEN some of these so called guests?? Or should i say the cast of Deliverance and Wrong Turn.........theyve either got no teeth or ones that would do you some serious injury!! Laughing Laughing

OH come on they are all part of the new beautiful people.... They are all wonderful specimens of the human form.

I still want to know when Bingo was on the show.... and what was the show about ?? Did he have a DNA test for some reason or was it a lie detector test ??

We should be told

Really Frenchie?? Woo Hoo hope for me yet then!! Wink
Have to say though Jeremy Kyle is such a slimeball Mad

You are the last person I would expect to see on that circus....

I don't think Kyle is a slime ball I just think he has gotten to the point where he is so stunned at what people do that he is just stunned by it all... Springer is a slime ball he seems to revel in it all..
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Post  villainies Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:14 pm

Kyle is a vile little turd. He exploits those micro morons who want their 15 minutes by spilling the beans on their private lives in front of a audenience who are there to laugh at them. Its a circus.
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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:16 pm

villainies wrote:Kyle is a vile little turd. He exploits those micro morons who want their 15 minutes by spilling the beans on their private lives in front of a audenience who are there to laugh at them. Its a circus.

You got similar personalities then Wink . Cant see you taking the lie detector test somehow , dirty git Mad

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Post  Bedshammer Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:50 pm

I can't believe anyone watches this crap.
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Post  villainies Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:17 pm

Bedshammer wrote:I can't believe anyone watches this crap.

Lutes loves it. He's made an appearance too, seems he was slipping up to the Quarry Bank area every Sunday afternoon to get busy with this poor lass whose fella was getting addled at the boozer all day. No shocking
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Post  Bedshammer Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:21 pm

villainies wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:I can't believe anyone watches this crap.

Lutes loves it. He's made an appearance too, seems he was slipping up to the Quarry Bank area every Sunday afternoon to get busy with this poor lass whose fella was getting addled at the boozer all day. No shocking

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Post  villanfromluton Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:40 pm

villainies wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:I can't believe anyone watches this crap.

Lutes loves it. He's made an appearance too, seems he was slipping up to the Quarry Bank area every Sunday afternoon to get busy with this poor lass whose fella was getting addled at the boozer all day. No shocking

Dont judge me by your own standards Mad . Mrs QB is happily married and while she is married to a drunk, at least he aint a womanising drunk
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Post  QBVILLA Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:19 am

villanfromluton wrote:
villainies wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:I can't believe anyone watches this crap.

Lutes loves it. He's made an appearance too, seems he was slipping up to the Quarry Bank area every Sunday afternoon to get busy with this poor lass whose fella was getting addled at the boozer all day. No shocking

Dont judge me by your own standards Mad . Mrs QB is happily married and while she is married to a drunk, at least he aint a womanising drunk


The fecking bigamist cow Mad
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Post  villanfromluton Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:54 am

QBVILLA wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:
villainies wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:I can't believe anyone watches this crap.

Lutes loves it. He's made an appearance too, seems he was slipping up to the Quarry Bank area every Sunday afternoon to get busy with this poor lass whose fella was getting addled at the boozer all day. No shocking

Dont judge me by your own standards Mad . Mrs QB is happily married and while she is married to a drunk, at least he aint a womanising drunk


The fecking bigamist cow Mad

See, at least I tried to lie for you, has she moved back home yet by the way?
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