Eurovision

Bedshammer wrote:Stick a clothes peg on his bollocks. I guarantee he won't be snoring then. The screaming might keep you awake though.

Ok here's how the convo went my mrs before the euro...

She says oh finland is one of the fav's this year to win it...oh i said is it

Then i watched on the finnished news the night before the place he comes from which is about 60 kms away was holding a euro night in some big wooden hut for him ,all his freindsand family..


Oh i thought how nice.

Now even before all this i had not even heard his song.
But while i was in the rkiosk yesterday i asked the young blonde 18 year old (looked virginal as well phil) if i could do just a straight bet on finland to win ,Yes she replied.

So i thought **** it and put my hard earned wedge on it ( ) Much like saying that Eze has got inside info on wh from atop executive who loves monster munch and many pints of ale, and also likes red coats

Anyway iam sitting down waiting for the finnish entry to sing his song feeling quite chuffed at having my first bet on the euro ever.

Anyway after his song i got out my bet slip and basically threw it in the bin...yes it was shite...but azibabollocks to win do me a favor ...talk about euro bent vision

Mark west ham man wrote:Ok here's how the convo went my mrs before the euro...

She says oh finland is one of the fav's this year to win it...oh i said is it

Then i watched on the finnished news the night before the place he comes from which is about 60 kms away was holding a euro night in some big wooden hut for him ,all his freindsand family..


Oh i thought how nice.

Now even before all this i had not even heard his song.
But while i was in the rkiosk yesterday i asked the young blonde 18 year old (looked virginal as well phil) if i could do just a straight bet on finland to win ,Yes she replied.

So i thought **** it and put my hard earned wedge on it ( ) Much like saying that Eze has got inside info on wh from atop executive who loves monster munch and many pints of ale, and also likes red coats

Anyway iam sitting down waiting for the finnish entry to sing his song feeling quite chuffed at having my first bet on the euro ever.

Anyway after his song i got out my bet slip and basically threw it in the bin...yes it was shite...but azibabollocks to win do me a favor ...talk about euro bent vision

Did you lose much??

Bully 9 wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Ok here's how the convo went my mrs before the euro...

She says oh finland is one of the fav's this year to win it...oh i said is it

Then i watched on the finnished news the night before the place he comes from which is about 60 kms away was holding a euro night in some big wooden hut for him ,all his freindsand family..


Oh i thought how nice.

Now even before all this i had not even heard his song.
But while i was in the rkiosk yesterday i asked the young blonde 18 year old (looked virginal as well phil) if i could do just a straight bet on finland to win ,Yes she replied.

So i thought **** it and put my hard earned wedge on it ( ) Much like saying that Eze has got inside info on wh from atop executive who loves monster munch and many pints of ale, and also likes red coats

Anyway iam sitting down waiting for the finnish entry to sing his song feeling quite chuffed at having my first bet on the euro ever.

Anyway after his song i got out my bet slip and basically threw it in the bin...yes it was shite...but azibabollocks to win do me a favor ...talk about euro bent vision

Did you lose much??

much like wh and grant departing ....an undisclosed fee

Nope 5 €...mind you about 2 mins before that played a machine poker machine....and it very nicely gave me 5 kings...giving me 50€

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bully 9 wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Ok here's how the convo went my mrs before the euro...

She says oh finland is one of the fav's this year to win it...oh i said is it

Then i watched on the finnished news the night before the place he comes from which is about 60 kms away was holding a euro night in some big wooden hut for him ,all his freindsand family..


Oh i thought how nice.

Now even before all this i had not even heard his song.
But while i was in the rkiosk yesterday i asked the young blonde 18 year old (looked virginal as well phil) if i could do just a straight bet on finland to win ,Yes she replied.

So i thought **** it and put my hard earned wedge on it ( ) Much like saying that Eze has got inside info on wh from atop executive who loves monster munch and many pints of ale, and also likes red coats

Anyway iam sitting down waiting for the finnish entry to sing his song feeling quite chuffed at having my first bet on the euro ever.

Anyway after his song i got out my bet slip and basically threw it in the bin...yes it was shite...but azibabollocks to win do me a favor ...talk about euro bent vision

Did you lose much??

much like wh and grant departing ....an undisclosed fee

Nope 5 €...mind you about 2 mins before that played a machine poker machine....and it very nicely gave me 5 kings...giving me 50€

Thats good then

Yeah in away,,,i put €20 into the passion wagon of petrol that is

Wasting the Finnish dole money on gambling, you fecking disgraceful layabout.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:Wasting the Finnish dole money on gambling, you fecking disgraceful layabout.

Cpming from the person who spent his UK dole on pot noodles that's a bit of pot and kettle

FrenchSpur wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:Wasting the Finnish dole money on gambling, you fecking disgraceful layabout.

Cpming from the person who spent his UK dole on pot noodles that's a bit of pot and kettle

Tongue firmly in cheek, Frenchie.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

FrenchSpur wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:Wasting the Finnish dole money on gambling, you fecking disgraceful layabout.

Cpming from the person who spent his UK dole on pot noodles that's a bit of pot and kettle

Tongue firmly in cheek, Frenchie.

If you want a rise out of him then you should have mentioned him wasting his money on dogfood...