Nice football, good result!

Arsenal looked the business last night - Arshavin involved in 3 of the goals (the man's a genius) - great to see Nasri playing, he put in a lot of work and took his goal well - all-in-all a good night's work. Bring'em on!

Yes. Good performance.

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

Hold on, I'll just check the clock.

jak wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

Hold on, I'll just check the clock.

That's not a clock mate, it's a sun dial

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

Hold on, I'll just check the clock.

That's not a clock mate, it's a sun dial

Or a metronome set at slow

In answer to your question QB at about 9am today














then at 10.30am





















then at 12 noon















then at 2.30 pm
























then at 5.00 pm



















the Duchess is still smoking in bed as we speak

Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

villanfromluton wrote:Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

She's been out for the count, my old chap takes no prisoners.

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

Hold on, I'll just check the clock.

That's not a clock mate, it's a sun dial

"That's not a clock" ????
That's just what the Duchess said. I told her it will be when you put two feckin hands and a face on it

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

She's been out for the count, my old chap takes no prisoners.

, you pay some old chap to tire your missus out, what is the world coming to

villanfromluton wrote:

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

She's been out for the count, my old chap takes no prisoners.

, you pay some old chap to tire your missus out, what is the world coming to

Yeah. He's about 11" tall and often stands to attention. Does a really good job too.
How's your barnacle?

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

She's been out for the count, my old chap takes no prisoners.

, you pay some old chap to tire your missus out, what is the world coming to

Yeah. He's about 11" tall and often stands to attention. Does a really good job too.
How's your barnacle?

You are one pervert talking about some old chap and the size of his dick and the way he services your missus for you. It is disgusting

villanfromluton wrote:

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:

jak wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:Has she been out all day again then Jak, leaving you to do the hoovering and water the geraniums. She can be a heartless cow, but at least she is out having fun

She's been out for the count, my old chap takes no prisoners.

, you pay some old chap to tire your missus out, what is the world coming to

Yeah. He's about 11" tall and often stands to attention. Does a really good job too.
How's your barnacle?

You are one pervert talking about some old chap and the size of his dick and the way he services your missus for you. It is disgusting

You've got a filthy mind.

And your'e a sad old git, but at least you are paying some old chap to give your missus some pleasure in life, by god, she deserves it having lived with you for so long

villanfromluton wrote:And your'e a sad old git, but at least you are paying some old chap to give your missus some pleasure in life, by god, she deserves it having lived with you for so long

The Duchess never does the lottery. She reckons, after pulling me, she'd be trying to win it for a second time.
She worships the very ground I walk on.
My one regret? Her tits are not as big as yours, Luton.

jak wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

jak wrote:Yes. Good performance.

How long as it been since the Duchess uttered those immortal words eh?

Hold on, I'll just check the clock.

That's not a clock mate, it's a sun dial

"That's not a clock" ????
That's just what the Duchess said. I told her it will be when you put two feckin hands and a face on it

Excellent