Wet Spam go all camp next season

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1262650/West-Ham-sex-new-pink-Ann-Summers-kit.html


You can "oh shut that door" all round the ground

I think it's rather fetching.

I love how everyone joins in on April Fool's Day.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:
I love how everyone joins in on April Fool's Day.

And there I was thinking that wet Spam were showing their true colours...

Ah, Frenchie, you know you love it!

Showed this to lady friend. Lady friend's response.

"Oh well it's nicer than the one you've got now."

Someone on KUMB compared this season's home shirt to "a used c*ntrag" the other week. A rather robust way of putting it, but I can see what he means.

We've never had particularly fetching shirts, have we? Remember the away kit with the drawn on six pack?

It's oft been mentioned that there have been few 'comings-out' by pro-footballers in England, whoops, could this be a Club 'coming out'?
Nah, don't be daft Jules, they're all mucho-butcho down the Boleyn ain't they? I mean, all those butch skin'eads'n that, you'd never catch them prancin' around in funny gear - mind you, that Mr Sullivan. Weeeellllllll. Did you see 'is jacket when 'e arrived? Tréz Bona I thought, so did you, didn't you Jules, eh? Oh you did! Ooooohh, look at 'is flashin smokin' you said. Mmmmmm. No smoke without fire. Oh but what a shame, imagine that nice Bobby Moore, he wouldn't have worn tacky workin' clothes would'e? Oh no, not Bobby, no he'd have put 'is foot down with that lot!

jpr60 wrote:It's oft been mentioned that there have been few 'comings-out' by pro-footballers in England, whoops, could this be a Club 'coming out'?
Nah, don't be daft Jules, they're all mucho-butcho down the Boleyn ain't they? I mean, all those butch skin'eads'n that, you'd never catch them prancin' around in funny gear - mind you, that Mr Sullivan. Weeeellllllll. Did you see 'is jacket when 'e arrived? Tréz Bona I thought, so did you, didn't you Jules, eh? Oh you did! Ooooohh, look at 'is flashin smokin' you said. Mmmmmm. No smoke without fire. Oh but what a shame, imagine that nice Bobby Moore, he wouldn't have worn tacky workin' clothes would'e? Oh no, not Bobby, no he'd have put 'is foot down with that lot!

Bobby Moore owned a sports shop in Green Street for a while. I reckon he'd have been a bit of a slave to fashion if he was around now, gawd rest his soul.

Bedshammer wrote:Ah, Frenchie, you know you love it!

You never know I might have to turn to the dark side and buy one if they release it....

FrenchSpur wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:Ah, Frenchie, you know you love it!

You never know I might have to turn to the dark side and buy one if they release it....

Blimey, you ARE on the turn!

Bedshammer wrote:

FrenchSpur wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:Ah, Frenchie, you know you love it!

You never know I might have to turn to the dark side and buy one if they release it....

Blimey, you ARE on the turn!

Sure am darlin...