If you're bored shitless with all that crap on the Villa board.

[jak]

I thought I'd just sit here in a quiet corner and crack open a couple of bottles of Dom Pérignon.
Pull up a chair. Fancy a glass?

[Guest]

Enjoying the meteors?

[Bedshammer]

Well, I would have joined you if you'd asked earlier. Had gone up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire by then.

[villanfromluton]

And I'd gone with Beds

[Bedshammer]

And I'd gone with Beds

[jpr60]

I thought I'd just sit here in a quiet corner and crack open a couple of bottles of Dom Pérignon.
Pull up a chair. Fancy a glass?

'Tis true, there's such a lotta crap on the Villa board. Now, I like a good football chat as much as the next fan but talk about hanging it out to dry, some of those Villa lads are turning into Spuds as we sup!
At The Arsenal there's a lot to talk about, much genuine speculation as to who will (finally) appear for us in goal, who will be joining the club before the August window shuts (indeed, who might be leaving), what shape our team will take eventually, whenever/if ever all the squad is fit. And most of it's good, serious football-talk, not all that rubbish that one comes across on the Villa board - much ado about nothing!

[Ringo]

Now be a bit fair here,
Villa fans are great entertainment at the moment, and who cannot have a laugh at the predicament they find their team in?
To be honest, the fan base are a great crowd and dont deserve to be in the mess their great saviour, the chairman, has put them in.
I remember them all hailing the multi rich Lerner as a hero for rescuing them from the great Doug Ellis

[villanfromluton]

Now be a bit fair here,
Villa fans are great entertainment at the moment, and who cannot have a laugh at the predicament they find their team in?
To be honest, the fan base are a great crowd and dont deserve to be in the mess their great saviour, the chairman, has put them in.
I remember them all hailing the multi rich Lerner as a hero for rescuing them from the great Doug Ellis

Hey nobrob dwarf, have you seen any anti Lerner comments ?

[jak]

Now be a bit fair here,
Villa fans are great entertainment at the moment, and who cannot have a laugh at the predicament they find their team in?
To be honest, the fan base are a great crowd and dont deserve to be in the mess their great saviour, the chairman, has put them in.
I remember them all hailing the multi rich Lerner as a hero for rescuing them from the great Doug Ellis

Hey nobrob dwarf, have you seen any anti Lerner comments ?

Now, Now Luton, this is a place of tranquility. If you want to rant and rave, the Villa board is the place to be. So follow the rules and you're welcome to stay for a glass of bubbly or two. Pull up a chair, pop that bib on and I'll get someone to help you. Cheers!!

[villanfromluton]

Now be a bit fair here,
Villa fans are great entertainment at the moment, and who cannot have a laugh at the predicament they find their team in?
To be honest, the fan base are a great crowd and dont deserve to be in the mess their great saviour, the chairman, has put them in.
I remember them all hailing the multi rich Lerner as a hero for rescuing them from the great Doug Ellis

Hey nobrob dwarf, have you seen any anti Lerner comments ?

Now, Now Luton, this is a place of tranquility. If you want to rant and rave, the Villa board is the place to be. So follow the rules and you're welcome to stay for a glass of bubbly or two. Pull up a chair, pop that bib on and I'll get someone to help you. Cheers!!

Beds is already to help me with my needs

[jak]

Now be a bit fair here,
Villa fans are great entertainment at the moment, and who cannot have a laugh at the predicament they find their team in?
To be honest, the fan base are a great crowd and dont deserve to be in the mess their great saviour, the chairman, has put them in.
I remember them all hailing the multi rich Lerner as a hero for rescuing them from the great Doug Ellis

Hey nobrob dwarf, have you seen any anti Lerner comments ?

Now, Now Luton, this is a place of tranquility. If you want to rant and rave, the Villa board is the place to be. So follow the rules and you're welcome to stay for a glass of bubbly or two. Pull up a chair, pop that bib on and I'll get someone to help you. Cheers!!

Beds is already to help me with my needs

Oh! Good! You've found our waitress.

[villanfromluton]

She lets me do things that she dont let you do, now fcek off our board

[jak]

She lets me do things that she dont let you do, now fcek off our board

I knew you were a closet Gooner.

[villanfromluton]

She lets me do things that she dont let you do, now fcek off our board

I knew you were a closet Gooner.

Unlike Lion and Villainies, I aint a closet anything

[jak]

She lets me do things that she dont let you do, now fcek off our board

I knew you were a closet Gooner.

Unlike Lion and Villainies, I aint a closet anything

Alright,....mate. Your secret's safe with me.

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