Funny quotes/tweets

Just looking at some of the tweets people are sending in to the BBC site"

"Suarez could have had a hatrick by now. He has the wizadry of Messi and finishing of Heskey."

Oh how I have missed these

Lol

Here is a good one


Rhodri from Carmarthen on text: "Last time Newcastle came from behind to win a Premier League match was October 2010?!?!?! Feb 2011 - Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal? Ring any bells?"

Rhodri. Just have a read of that one again...

"She was wetter than Rod Hull's roof tiles"

QBVILLA the day after Mrs QB received her 40th b'day present

Ben in Manchester on 81111 on text: "There is no-one more suited to Allardyce football than Andy Carroll; great move for all parties except for the striker-short Liverpool."


Whats that supposed to mean???

Arsenal fans to Liverpool:

"You're The Spurs Of Merseyside"

MrMagoo wrote:Arsenal fans to Liverpool:

"You're The Spurs Of Merseyside"

another couple of gems:

"Rio past it. Vidic losing it. Evra never really had it. And Rafael doesn't know what it is. No case for the defence."

and

"Hope RVP doesn't have to be subbed due to a bad back! Must be hard carrying another team again this year..."

Here is the best so far.................



"While most of the English team players celebrated the score, Danny Rose, behaved in inappropriate, unsportsmanlike and vulgar manner towards the supporters on the stands at the stadium in Krusevac, and for that he was shown a red card."
Serbia's FA

before the match starts.............


BBC Sport pundit Garth Crooks on Final Score:
"I cannot see Reading putting a dent in that United team."

Watch Final Score on BBC One, the BBC HD channel, red button and BBC Sport website.

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8 mins in to the game....

GOAL - Reading 1-0 Man Utd - Hal Robson-Kanu (8 mins)
Well then. I said earlier that Reading were bound to take the lead in this one, and they have now. A cross from the left is headed out by Jonny Evans, but only as far as Hal Robson-Kanu. The winger takes it on his chest, lets it bounce and then cracks in a shot from eight yards which goes in off Evans' back.

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The BBC ought to hold money back from these pundits when they talk crap......

I noticed that too.. Garth Crooks hasn't got a scooby..

One of the best quotes I've sees recently described Garth Crooks as the result of an experimental meeting between CeeLo Green and a koala.

"You should have gone Christmas shopping" is the chant from Chelsea fans to their Villa counterparts.

"RVP's left foot is made of fluffy kittens on a velvet cushion."

"There's only one person to blame for that goal....Jussi"

Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:"There's only one person to blame for that goal....Jussi"

@Transfer-MirrorUK: BREAKING: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers & Danny Shittu signs for Liverpool.

Bedshammer wrote:@Transfer-MirrorUK: BREAKING: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers & Danny Shittu signs for Liverpool.

Daniel Sturridge:

"In the Premier League, there is no bigger club than Liverpool."

MrMagoo wrote:Daniel Sturridge:

"In the Premier League, there is no bigger club than Liverpool."

Why is that funny??

Andy Aylward ‏on Twitter: "Pep, he's not a proven manager! Anyone could manage Barcelona with Messi, Iniesta, Xavi etc...!!"


Well there you have it.... what was all the fuss about...

"It was an easy decision for me,'' said Michu. "I am living a dream here at Swansea."

Quote from Michu.......


What a dream....

"Rooney is like the opposite of Samson. He lost all his goalscoring power when he got his hair back."