I got a joke

Why did the jelly beans want go to school?

they wanted to become smarties

Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

fulhamfottier wrote:Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

You didn't have to explain ff, but having done so you've left me quite confused.
WTF is a 'chocolate threat'? is it, err 'OY YOU. Give me yer money or I'll stick this Kit-Kat up yer jacksy!' ?
WTF is a 'sweat threat'? is it 'If I see you sweating one more time you're out on yer ear!' ?
And what's that got to do with Smarties and/or jelly beans?

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

You didn't have to explain ff, but having done so you've left me quite confused.
WTF is a 'chocolate threat'? is it, err 'OY YOU. Give me yer money or I'll stick this Kit-Kat up yer jacksy!' ?
WTF is a 'sweat threat'? is it 'If I see you sweating one more time you're out on yer ear!' ?
And what's that got to do with Smarties and/or jelly beans?

:Happy: I think prefer your response to the original joke

I love this thread.

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

You didn't have to explain ff, but having done so you've left me quite confused.
WTF is a 'chocolate threat'? is it, err 'OY YOU. Give me yer money or I'll stick this Kit-Kat up yer jacksy!' ?
WTF is a 'sweat threat'? is it 'If I see you sweating one more time you're out on yer ear!' ?
And what's that got to do with Smarties and/or jelly beans?

??

A mother gives a kid a threat when the kid is well behaved does he not?

villainies wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

You didn't have to explain ff, but having done so you've left me quite confused.
WTF is a 'chocolate threat'? is it, err 'OY YOU. Give me yer money or I'll stick this Kit-Kat up yer jacksy!' ?
WTF is a 'sweat threat'? is it 'If I see you sweating one more time you're out on yer ear!' ?
And what's that got to do with Smarties and/or jelly beans?

:Happy: I think prefer your response to the original joke

feck off, the joke is quality

Another example of a threat is at halloween strangers give little children threats

You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?
Now a 'treat' is what you give someone as a nice surprise, a bonus - you treat your girlfriend to a night out on the town or you treat your child to a new toy.
Now you can see why I could be getting confused with your 'chocolate threats' eh?

Halloween is 'trick or treat' ? Threat would enter into the realms of one of those Halloween horror stories.

I trust I may have been of some assistance, alternatively I'm probably wriggling about in your keep net waiting to be carried home and presented as the big fish you caught today!

fulhamfottier wrote:Well let me explain.

The smarties, a chocolate threat that comes in a a dark blue tube, went to school as they wanted to become jelly beans, a sweat threat that comes in all sorts of packets.

Do you get it now?

I think it's very funny although I can understand why no one else finds it funny as i have a unique sence of humour as i was told today to me by my english teacher.

a metal cylinder thing was keeping the projector that was mounted on the wall straight and it fell and clonked someonebody on the head

brilliant

I think you need a new English teacher

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

Ranky bollocks....
:lol1:

Bedshammer wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

Ranky bollocks....
:lol1:

Who but ff could get away with it, eh?

Who but ff would even THINK of it?
The evolution of language, before our eyes.

ff is in my crew. He's a diamond.

jak wrote:ff is in my crew. He's a diamond.

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:ff is in my crew. He's a diamond.

Albeit a random diamond.

jpr60 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:ff is in my crew. He's a diamond.

Albeit a random diamond.

It's the Irish way......
Ranky bollocks is still making me smile.

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

I do apologise sincerely and most ferociously.

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

I do apologise sincerely and most ferociously.

Ferocious apology accepted, ff with a smile (a chuckle, actually)!

Ferociously accepted, JAK?

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

fulhamfottier wrote:

jpr60 wrote:You're probably a fisherman ff so, at the risk of getting reeled in let me explain.
A 'threat' is something you give to someone who has annoyed you, has said or done something which you consider wrong - you threaten them, see?

I find it highly offensive that you could call me a wind up merchant.

Shove your Shakespeare up your nanoo nanoo.

WTF are you talking about?! Listen sunshine, I'm giving you a hand here. You don't want it? Fine.

oi you ranky bollocks you called me fishrrman

I've an ex-colleague who lives near Cork and is a fisherman i.e. he loves to go fishing. Now, last thing I heard there was nothing wrong with fishing. What's the problem?

I do apologise sincerely and most ferociously.

Ferocious apology accepted, ff with a smile (a chuckle, actually)!

Is your friends name that lives in Cork called Alan or John?