Titanic 2

Theres only a bloody second Titanic movie!!

"The film takes place in April 2012, 100 years since the sinking of the RMS Titanic. A new luxury cruise liner, the Titanic II, has been christened, and is soon to embark on her maiden voyage, on the same route the Titanic took 100 years before.

During the voyage, an iceberg comes onto her path and her crew must prevent her from suffering the same fate as her predecessor"

That's the plot..is that not the same plot as the first Titanic?

I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

It sinks in the end I'm told

In this one the iceberg melts because of global warming

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

What a whoos Di Cap was back in those days and he did that other gay film the beach or watever it was called.. Nothing like the class act he is now after Gangs Of New York..Shutter Island and Inception...

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out/

Have you ever seen her in little children?

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Wise

villainies wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Wise

I think so.
Actually, I'm not much of a film buff and I don't think I've ever seen a Kate Winslet film.
Have been to the cinema twice this year, to see Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, and Shrek.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

I used to throw lettuce's into the the canal in front of oncoming barges and shout "Look out, Iceberg!"

mikeyff wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out/

Have you ever seen her in little children?

just re read that.

little children is a movie, not actual little children

marsamgod wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

I used to throw lettuce's into the the canal in front of oncoming barges and shout "Look out, Iceberg!"

'E's 'ere all week........
*Basil Brush emote*

mikeyff wrote:

mikeyff wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out/

Have you ever seen her in little children?

just re read that.

little children is a movie, not actual little children

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

I was forced to watch it during my English GCSE, and spent the whole time with my hand down my ex-girlfriend's skirt under the desk.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

I was forced to watch it during my English GCSE, and spent the whole time with my hand down my ex-girlfriend's skirt under the desk.

I know you're a bit of a weirdo but fecking hell,wearing your ex's skirt to school? You've got issues

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

I was forced to watch it during my English GCSE, and spent the whole time with my hand down my ex-girlfriend's skirt under the desk.

I know you're a bit of a weirdo but fecking hell,wearing your ex's skirt to school? You've got issues

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

I was forced to watch it during my English GCSE, and spent the whole time with my hand down my ex-girlfriend's skirt under the desk.

I know you're a bit of a weirdo but fecking hell,wearing your ex's skirt to school? You've got issues

It's a comfort thing.

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

I was forced to watch it during my English GCSE, and spent the whole time with my hand down my ex-girlfriend's skirt under the desk.

I know you're a bit of a weirdo but fecking hell,wearing your ex's skirt to school? You've got issues

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:I'll be taking the same action as I did with the first one. Still haven't seen it.

They get on the boat. Kate Winslet gets her tattybojangles out, the boat sinks, Leonardo di Caprio dies. Saved you 3 hours of your life, there/

You've missed out the bit where the passenger slides down the deck and hits the propellers, a classic dink,splash.i was howling watching that in the cinema with my ex , she was crying Still one of the funniest bit's of film i've seen

Embarassed at being seen with you

I enjoyed the Winslet/Di caprio version of Titanic it was very well done, but Titanic II was a load of (you can see what's coming next) shite I had to switch it over I kept telling my kids what was gonna happen to characters before it happened they acted so wooden.......a disgrace to films I tell ya and the name Titanic

lass wrote:I enjoyed the Winslet/Di caprio version of Titanic it was very well done, but Titanic II was a load of (you can see what's coming next) shite I had to switch it over I kept telling my kids what was gonna happen to characters before it happened they acted so wooden.......a disgrace to films I tell ya and the name Titanic

What happened in the film? Did the ship sink or stay afloat?