I want to watch the Britians got talent final

But i cant get it here any one got any bright idea's
I want shaaheen to win, but also that kid who dances is good, and then there's Julian smith ,,all very talented

Mark, it should really be called Britain's Got Freaks That Don't Mind Showing Off.
I'll be out at an end of season football drinky thing, but Stavros Flatley wins it for me. Utterly daft.

Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Harsh, schmarsh.....
Only joking! One point though, I don't think any of this years entrants have a long and illustrious career ahead of them, so Stavros gets my (non existent) vote for making me laugh.

Have you heard from Ringo, by the way? I'm surprised he hasn't found us yet. I think both you and Reddi have contacted him. Or is he sulking because there's no Comedy Club here?

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Harsh, schmarsh.....
Only joking! One point though, I don't think any of this years entrants have a long and illustrious career ahead of them, so Stavros gets my (non existent) vote for making me laugh.

Have you heard from Ringo, by the way? I'm surprised he hasn't found us yet. I think both you and Reddi have contacted him. Or is he sulking because there's no Comedy Club here?

i dont know

Stavros Flately is fecking fantastic, but so is that Diversity group.

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Harsh, schmarsh.....
Only joking! One point though, I don't think any of this years entrants have a long and illustrious career ahead of them, so Stavros gets my (non existent) vote for making me laugh.

Have you heard from Ringo, by the way? I'm surprised he hasn't found us yet. I think both you and Reddi have contacted him. Or is he sulking because there's no Comedy Club here?

i dont know

Blimey Mark - have I stunned you into silence?

Mark west ham man wrote:But i cant get it here any one got any bright idea's
I want shaaheen to win, but also that kid who dances is good, and then there's Julian smith ,,all very talented

Julian Smith is brill. He played at my mate's wedding where Peter Cox (lead singer, Go West) also came along and sang.

VOTE JOOLZ!!"

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Harsh, schmarsh.....
Only joking! One point though, I don't think any of this years entrants have a long and illustrious career ahead of them, so Stavros gets my (non existent) vote for making me laugh.

Have you heard from Ringo, by the way? I'm surprised he hasn't found us yet. I think both you and Reddi have contacted him. Or is he sulking because there's no Comedy Club here?

i dont know

Blimey Mark - have I stunned you into silence?

He would know as he can't spell it! :lol!:

Reddi! wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:Daft bint, there are some seriously good p[erformers this year and shaaheen

Stavros. A true talent, with the only 12 year old in the world who isn't embarrassed by his dad's dancing, and is prepared to join in! Thankfully, I missed the snivelling brat warbling "Edelweiss" last night. It's been a hard week and that wasn't what I needed.

Thats a bit harsh beds she\s 10 years old and found it very nervous to be on the stage.
She\s got a great singing voice ..
But i would like to see shaaheen win it with Julian smith runner up.
Stavros is quite funny to watch , but i dont think they will win it, but hey who knows eh

Harsh, schmarsh.....
Only joking! One point though, I don't think any of this years entrants have a long and illustrious career ahead of them, so Stavros gets my (non existent) vote for making me laugh.

Have you heard from Ringo, by the way? I'm surprised he hasn't found us yet. I think both you and Reddi have contacted him. Or is he sulking because there's no Comedy Club here?

i dont know

Blimey Mark - have I stunned you into silence?

He would know as he can't spell it! :lol!:

it ...there you go

Lad at work told me the other day his daughter is in same class as the young lad from flatley and knows the old man well, says he is as bubbly in real life. He was hoping that they would win as he was going to inform the news of the world that his daughter had slept with the fat lad in his house (top and tailing by the way). I did enquire whether the bed was strong enough for the lad. Apparently they are a nice family, well loaded as well.

Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

Bit like Reddi, but he cant sing

villanfromluton wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

Bit like Reddi, but he cant sing

But you're the size of the back of a bus. Fat feck!

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

The way I book it Beds is that there's someone for everybody. If QB or Luton got the opportunity with 'Susie' they'd be there like rats up a drainpipe. Personally, I look beyond the sex thing and that woman is fecking ugly.

jak wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

The way I book it Beds is that there's someone for everybody. If QB or Luton got the opportunity with 'Susie' they'd be there like rats up a drainpipe. Personally, I look beyond the sex thing and that woman is fecking ugly.

Think you have got us mixed up with your tree hugging mate

villanfromluton wrote:

jak wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

The way I book it Beds is that there's someone for everybody. If QB or Luton got the opportunity with 'Susie' they'd be there like rats up a drainpipe. Personally, I look beyond the sex thing and that woman is fecking ugly.

Think you have got us mixed up with your tree hugging mate

And it's a pretty ugly drainpipe!

jak wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

The way I book it Beds is that there's someone for everybody. If QB or Luton got the opportunity with 'Susie' they'd be there like rats up a drainpipe. Personally, I look beyond the sex thing and that woman is fecking ugly.

Ugly, and therefore an affront to the viewing public...........

Mark, do Finland have a Finlands got talent?

Even if they don't, what act would u do?

<cue many MANY jokes hopefully>

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:

jak wrote:Susan Boyle's got whiskers. :?:

The whole Susan Boyle thing is a bit offensive, I think. She's got a lovely voice, which everyone finds amazing because she isn't drop dead gorgeous. "Wow, Susan - you look like the back of a bus but you can't half sing!"

The way I book it Beds is that there's someone for everybody. If QB or Luton got the opportunity with 'Susie' they'd be there like rats up a drainpipe. Personally, I look beyond the sex thing and that woman is fecking ugly.

Ugly, and therefore an affront to the viewing public...........

No. Not really. I just think she'd be more suited to radio. :)

englishhammer wrote:Mark, do Finland have a Finlands got talent?

Even if they don't, what act would u do?

<cue many MANY jokes hopefully>

Signing on or throwing a sickie??

Reddi! wrote:

englishhammer wrote:Mark, do Finland have a Finlands got talent?

Even if they don't, what act would u do?

<cue many MANY jokes hopefully>

Signing on or throwing a sickie??

poor excuses "I can't work cos I broke my ankle fishing"

Employer "How they **** do you fish? Most people just sit there"