Looks a little lost here.........

.....so I thought I'd add my tuppence, OK, here we go :

You're sh!te and you know you are,
You're sh!te and you know you are,
You're sh!te and you know you are,
You're sh!te and you know you are.

Lampard's fat
Joe Cole's queer
You're gonna win feck all this year.....

:party: :party: :party:

Bedshammer wrote:Lampard's fat
Joe Cole's queer
You're gonna win feck all this year.....

:party: :party: :party:

Typical Hammer turning on your former stars

QBVILLA wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:Lampard's fat
Joe Cole's queer
You're gonna win feck all this year.....

:party: :party: :party:

Typical Hammer turning on your former stars

Not all of them.
Actually, I quite like Joe Cole - it's just the Chelsea song.

i wonder if its the mindbogglingly dumbfuckwits like these two that keep people off of these boards...oh and i bet we win more than you asswipes.

vampire wrote:i wonder if its the mindbogglingly dumbfuckwits like these two that keep people off of these boards...oh and i bet we win more than you asswipes.

Well no, actually, cos there was nowt on this board before said 'mindbogglingly dumbfuckwits' made their comments and brought you, a cretin of the first order to life ! Welcome CFO !

One man couldn't carry
Couldn't carry Lampard
One man and his forklift truck
Couldn't carry Lampard!

jpr60 after all this time its good to see your still a lieing senile pr1ck

i think ill pop back from time to time to keep an eye on you

vampire wrote:i think ill pop back from time to time to keep an eye on you

Back in your box Vampire Old Chap!

jpr60 wrote:

vampire wrote:i think ill pop back from time to time to keep an eye on you

Back in your box Vampire Old Chap!

let me get this straight jpr you want to put vamps old chap back into the box

Mark west ham man wrote:

jpr60 wrote:

vampire wrote:i think ill pop back from time to time to keep an eye on you

Back in your box Vampire Old Chap!

let me get this straight jpr you want to put vamps old chap back into the box

No, look - 'Vamps', he's a Vampire, right. Well he's dead in'ee - I mean 'ee comes out at night an'that innit? Well, 'is breath is'orrible an'ee smells like sh!te - an'ees a rude bästärd too - so I figured, 'back in yer box', like stay in that coffin, innit?

vampire wrote:i wonder if its the mindbogglingly dumbfuckwits like these two that keep people off of these boards...oh and i bet we win more than you asswipes.

Vamps!!!!!
:hug: :hug: :hug:
:chug: :chug: :chug:
:party: :party: :party:

Hello.

Might be getting a 'Return of The Vampire' any time now - scary, eh?

Hope so - I like Vamps.

Bedshammer wrote:Hope so - I like Vamps.

Mmmmmm - he's always effin' objectionable to me, still, we can handle pseudo-butch can't we Jules, eh? We know how to handle'em alright don't we Jules - well Jules knows of course, 'ee's got history, 'aven't you Jules? Go on, tell'em Jules, tell'em about yer butch 'istory, go on Jules, let it out, unburden yerself!

Well, I like him. I expect it's all that testosterone when the 2 of you get together that makes the sparks fly.

Vamps is sound, also a good poster on football matters.In fact there isn't a single JWNED contributor that I dislike.

QBVILLA wrote:Vamps is sound, also a good poster on football matters.In fact there isn't a single JWNED contributor that I dislike.

Fceking liar

QBVILLA wrote:Vamps is sound, also a good poster on football matters.In fact there isn't a single JWNED contributor that I dislike.

villanfromluton wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:Vamps is sound, also a good poster on football matters.In fact there isn't a single JWNED contributor that I dislike.

Fceking liar

tis true, not one of you feckers that i dislike.The old boys from the Arsenal are good fun.the West Ham crew are all unique and the Villa lot are all good lads.Even the Everton crowd bring something to the party.

QBVILLA wrote:

villanfromluton wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:Vamps is sound, also a good poster on football matters.In fact there isn't a single JWNED contributor that I dislike.

Fceking liar

tis true, not one of you feckers that i dislike.The old boys from the Arsenal are good fun.the West Ham crew are all unique and the Villa lot are all good lads.Even the Everton crowd bring something to the party.

Hubcaps

Unique? Not sure I like the sound of that. It's a bit like special, as in needs.

Bedshammer wrote:Unique? Not sure I like the sound of that. It's a bit like special, as in needs.

I think he meant antique Beds, being sarcastic as usual

villanfromluton wrote:

Bedshammer wrote:Unique? Not sure I like the sound of that. It's a bit like special, as in needs.

I think he meant antique Beds, being sarcastic as usual