West Ham United v Aston Villa

So,
This is one of the games of the season that many of us on this forum enjoy...........normally.
After our last two performances we need to bounce back with a win here.
Villa are not exactly on a roll as although they beat Newcastle 1-0 it was not a convincing spectacle.

Then there is us.
At the moment, our lot could not score in a brothel with 20 pound notes wrapped around their equipment.
As for our defence...... it has more holes than a collander.

All we can hope for is an improvement this week.

Score draw.Must not lose game for us, must win for you.Can see der Hammer scoring a stormer Hopefully Noble and Green will continue their handbags

I'm nervous about this one. Squeaky bum time.

Bedshammer wrote:I'm nervous about this one. Squeaky bum time.

I think if we win then that's us safe but i'd take a draw if offered now to maintain that 5 point gap.It's shit or bust for the Hammers though

AFTER playing the way they did against bolton , they owe it to the fans and themselves to roll up their sleeves dig in deep and win this game...

Persoanlly i would love to see wigan , coz their chairman's a tnuc, birmingham , co'z tiltons a tnuc...the 2 that deff do go down...and wh to escape by the slightest of margins

Mark west ham man wrote:AFTER playing the way they did against bolton , they owe it to the fans and themselves to roll up their sleeves dig in deep and win this game...

Persoanlly i would love to see wigan , coz their chairman's a tnuc, birmingham , co'z tiltons a tnuc...the 2 that deff do go down...and wh to escape by the slightest of margins

I like Dave Whelan,makes a nice change to have a proper British football man in charge rather than some foreign billionaire.Think they're fcuked though.Martinez has great football ideals but they haven't got the players to play that brand of football and be successful.

Mark west ham man wrote:AFTER playing the way they did against bolton , they owe it to the fans and themselves to roll up their sleeves dig in deep and win this game...

Persoanlly i would love to see wigan , coz their chairman's a tnuc, birmingham , co'z tiltons a tnuc...the 2 that deff do go down...and wh to escape by the slightest of margins

I'd like to see your wife go down but u seem to have ruined that for everyone

englishhammer wrote:

Mark west ham man wrote:AFTER playing the way they did against bolton , they owe it to the fans and themselves to roll up their sleeves dig in deep and win this game...

Persoanlly i would love to see wigan , coz their chairman's a tnuc, birmingham , co'z tiltons a tnuc...the 2 that deff do go down...and wh to escape by the slightest of margins

I'd like to see your wife go down but u seem to have ruined that for everyone

stick to footie you nonce

I think 3 more points will be enough for us, but as QB says, would be happy to take a draw on Saturday. Neither club should be where they are, but they are and have to get out of it. I would start NRC in the middle instead of Makoun for this game.

Ringo wrote:So,
This is one of the games of the season that many of us on this forum enjoy...........normally.
After our last two performances we need to bounce back with a win here.
Villa are not exactly on a roll as although they beat Newcastle 1-0 it was not a convincing spectacle.

Then there is us.
At the moment, our lot could not score in a brothel with 20 pound notes wrapped around their equipment.
As for our defence...... it has more holes than a collander.

All we can hope for is an improvement this week.

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

Think it will be a draw, 2-2 probably.

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

Fcuk me you're as bad as Pele, the only bloke to include the goals he scored in the playground at lunch time in his career record

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

Fcuk me you're as bad as Pele, the only bloke to include the goals he scored in the playground at lunch time in his career record

Yeah cause goals scored in cup games definitely don't count towards the goal scoring ability of a team.

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

QBVILLA wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

Fcuk me you're as bad as Pele, the only bloke to include the goals he scored in the playground at lunch time in his career record

Yeah cause goals scored in cup games definitely don't count towards the goal scoring ability of a team.

Not in the league they dont. Reminds me of a tale a few years back when we were playing a five a side game at work. This fat lad (not me) who was always banging on about how good he was declined to play as he had another game. Was boasting the next day that he had scored 3 goals, transpirs he was having a kick about against his young nephews

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

18 goals in 12 league games.

Anyway, don't think it's goals that have been your problem.

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

roadoftrinity wrote:

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:

We've scored 32 goals since January, only failing to score in 5 games...

You have scored 32 goals since January? You have only scored 38 in total in the league all season.

That includes cup games.

18 goals in 12 league games.

Anyway, don't think it's goals that have been your problem.

I agree ROT, its that they have generally been shite

You drink in the Denmark before the game don't you beds, I'm outside it now got a couple of cans from the corner shop next to it, suns fucked off though

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villainies wrote:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time for a poncy kitchen dance?

Reddi! wrote:

villainies wrote:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time for a poncy kitchen dance?

Too busy rooting the Italian milf to be foxtrotting around the microwave

villainies wrote:

Turned you down on account of the pindick then? Shame